parking

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

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park it

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I like to park it with big bosoms.

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Park

n. Where, at night (or during the day when kids aren't around) people, usually teenagers, go to smoke weed and/or drink.

v. To go to a park and ingest marijuana and/or alcohol.

Hey, want to go get high in that park?

Hey, want to park tonight?

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The Park

Also meaning Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. Hundreds hang out, buy/smoke pot, drink and sleep there. All the inhabitants commonly just refer to it as 'the Park'

Hey Dude, I've got 3 40's so Ill meet you at our camp back in THE PARK.

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park it

In golf, to make a great shot, inches from the hole.

Golfer #1 "Okay, partner, let me see you park it."
Golfer#2 "Hell, I'm just gonna make it."

Park

A space to park your car. Shortened version of parking spot. Invented by Kyla Reynolds. Don’t bully her about a “park”. Chandler Smith is wrong.

Oh look an open park! My car isn’t all the way in the park!

Parks

A very extremely talented man. Very athletic and very successful. Very tall and sexy attractive man with an absolute wrench. Rumor has it he keeps tape with him everywhere he goes.

Parks went to the store.