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Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.
And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.
New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
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Public High School in Manchester, Missouri. Only the realest bitches go there.
"Yoo u seen that new kid?"
"Yeah he went to Parkway South High"
"Damnnn"
A Shit Hardcore Band From Byron Bay, Aus....Living Near Byron I Hate It Coz Everyone Talks About Em And They Suck And Are Loved By Emos, Scene Kids ANd Gangsta Alike i Used To Like Em Until I Found Good Bands Like Silverstein a skylit drive mozart season four year strong madina lake and good bands that can actually singunlike winston mccall the fag
Scene: "Did You See Parkway Drive"
Gangsta: "Yeah, Dawg It Was Fully Sick"
Emo: "Fuck I Just Realised How Much This Band Sux...Im Gonna Find Sum Good Bands"
Gangsta And Scene: "Ur Dead!"
emo runs off and finds good bands
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Parkway Central is home to the weirdest, most socially autistic, and genuinely retarded kids in Missouri. Some may claim that Parkway Central is a racist environment, however, the black kids are loud as fuck and complain too much.
Dumbass 1: Yo I hear someone wrote the n-word on the bathroom wall at Parkway Central High! That place is super racist dude!
Dumbass 2: A black kid wrote it on the wall you retard.
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Poor excuse for a major highway; however, driving this road is a classic experience unique to New Jerseyans.
The only thing that I find good about the GSP is minimal toll fees. And laughing about your horrible experiences afterwards with friends.
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Quite possibly the worst roadway in New York. Is filled with rubberneckers and people who need to invest in a pair of sunglasses. They call it a parkway because its a parking lot most of the time.
I wanted to fucking kill all those damdn rubberneckers on the hutch! It took my dumb long to get home!
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You know your at/go to parkway west when...
there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
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