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Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.

I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.

by desothelioma September 15, 2009

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


morgan parsons

Somebody who likes to wear leopard print thongs.

"Morgan Parsons likes thongs"

by sdoooofklgvgvonbjgvfkd October 7, 2013

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 17, 2021


jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi March 3, 2018


Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 19, 2023


Noah Parsons

A Canadian from a country from Canada and hates(likes) Hockey and is a kid also likes the symbol <>~<>A.K.A A confused asian man in a box.

Damn thats a Noah parsons

by njdwedc1928 November 17, 2016

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž