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Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.
I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.
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Somebody who likes to wear leopard print thongs.
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A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.
Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.
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Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.
Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.
Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
braden: dang did you see jacob parsons
kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat
A Canadian from a country from Canada and hates(likes) Hockey and is a kid also likes the symbol <>~<>A.K.A A confused asian man in a box.
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