Pasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.

Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.

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The Past

Opposite of the future, A place where you lock memories away.

Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.

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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!

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pasted

Another word for "owned".

You just got pasted son!

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The Past

Any time that is not the Present or the Future.

Person 1:Hey you wrote this 3 minutes ago.
Person 2: Yea its in the past.

Past

Something eventually forgotten.

Forget the past and look to the future.

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pasted

Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".

Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted

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pasted

To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.

Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.

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