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The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.
Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.
Adorable name for a cow. Used typically by those in the Mid-West due to the actions of the bovine and their large, but playful nature.
"aww, look at the little baby pasture pupper."
referring to a male or female's genital regions.
I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long
The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.
Synonyms: Wife Material
Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"
Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."
The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.
Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.