Rural Dictionary

Patty

A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY

Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”

by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022

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Patty

Patty is a GOD and a sexy beast. Great at any sport he competes in and an amazing person in athletics. HE is a perfect man and a ABSOLUTE GOD.

Bro did you see patty he is an absolute GOD.

by Patty is a beast August 13, 2015

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Patty

The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.

He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!

by MikeyTheAwes0me February 21, 2011

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patti

an adventurous girl, who, besides her short height, can intimidate the hell out of you. She is a spunky, fun and daring little demon/angel child. If you make her mad she will become the scariest person you have ever seen. She loves knives, swords and anything extremely sharp. If she doesn't like you then watch your back when you're around her. If she does like you then just enjoy the time you have with her. You could one day be her best mate!!

dangerous deadly fun adventurous intimidating happy cheerful spunky short small
she is such a patti

by piper_mclean April 22, 2016

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