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Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.
Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!
The act of receiving/giving a blow job whilst playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
(Similar to Torque Blow)
Guy: Nine kill streak! Guess what that means?
Girl: I don't know?
Guy: Pave blow! Get suckin' baby
A scam devised by gypsies which involves a "paver" stopping by a house or business stating "I have some leftover asphalt from a big job and I can pave your driveway inexpensively." They either do a really poor job, jack up the price that you agreed to, or do the job after you say no and demand money.
John calls his Boss: "Some weird looking smelly guy is asking if we want him to pave our driveway? He says he has a bunch of leftover asphalt and can do it real cheap."
John's Boss: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Tell that disgusting gypsy to take his paving scam elsewhere!"
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when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.
darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.
steve was paving roads all night.
want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.
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walking in a different direction to that of your peers.
making them change where they are going, with subtlty.
being different and trying to stand out.
'lets pave the way over here.'
'come on lets pave the way'
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An acceptable way of saying "pissed off." (same acronym). Source: newspaper headline about residents in a small Vermont town that described people wanting to maintain their gravel road as being "paved over" by the decision of the town road commission to pave the road when residents wanted gravel. The beauty is that it can be said anywhere.
I was really "paved over" when my boss told me I couldn't have off any days around the holiday!
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