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When you light a person's pubic hair on fire and have several of his friends stomp out the fire.
We totally did up Peter with a Burning Pele last night when he was drunk off his ass. He is now sterile.
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A man will ignite the ass hair of his female partner after sex and proceed to give them a soccer style kick out the door to legions of adoring fans cheering his victory. This action is performed mainly to avoid post-coital jibber-jabber and unwanted cuddling.
We watched the naked girl run by and the smell of burnt ass filled the air. We heard him scream, "Rick don't snuggle bitch!" Flaming Pele for the win!
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he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes
he is handsome like JORDAN PELE
Having a shit
Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.
PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.
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he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g
He is funny like jordan pele
The best player on the planet. 22 goals by boxing day. Scored in eleven consecutive games.
Person 1: have you seen that player
Person2: yes he's almost as good as ginger pele
Person1: yeah he's still in a world of his own
Person 2: class player
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