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The act of putting a plastic BB in your dick tip and masterbating until you ejaculate then BB shoots straight out
JOE : Dan what did you do last night
Dan : I did the pellet gun
the shit that comes out of a man's asshole
Dude... that man pellet you got rid of sure is some freak-nasty shit!
When someone takes a shit in your bathroom sink.
Man, that was a great party until someone left a hot pellet in the bathroom.
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After sex, whether for an hour or a minute, these little buggers are always around. When a woman gets so wet your dick is like oxygen in a brush fire, this seeming white glop of uncleaned cunt that is left as a wet then dry residue on your dick, grundle, balls, belt, zipper, underwear, shirt anything it touched, becomes invisible to the naked eye.. When she is gone and you begin to masturbate, assuming you did or didn't come, irrelevant either way, your hand feels like you dipped it in honey and fisted the asshole of a sandbox.. now you try and get off but can't because you have been demolished but what is and forever will be called, pussy pellets. There are hundreds of them all over your fingers and hangs and you can wipe on your chest and thigh all you want, they are there, masturbating went from exciting to ridiculously annoying. It is the same feeling you get everytime you convince some chick to let you put it in her ass and while your fucking, the room smells like shit, but you thought after much deliberation, that she would be the one that her ass really did smell like a rose.. It never does, that's dopey to believe but we do anyway to conquer that ass.. Pussy pellets can easily be avoided by showering first, but at work or where there isn't one readily available, pussy pellets are born.
Eagerly I anticipated sex with her, but I had no idea I would get trick into believing she wouldn't give me pussy pellets. Her Glorified cum dumpster was so wet that my t-shirt pants bed and crotch were dripping after she left and it dried I tried to masturbate when to my surprise, there they were, pussy pellets
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one who talks the talk but DON'T walk the walk
d.c. was talking like he has game on the court, turns out he's just a salt pellet
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The mate that you always thought was gay but was always in denial, even though he hasnt had a girlfriend in years and loves girl magazines.
"He's obviously a Fag pellet just waiting for a bit of male action"
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Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
Mum I had little poo pellets when I when to the toilet to day