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This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.
What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.
1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.
2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!
3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?
Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?
Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.
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A very cool group chat name that is said to be in placeholder for another name, but ends up sticking since it has a nice ring to it.
Friend #1: Hey, do you want to call on Cool Name Pending...
Friend #2: Can’t, it’s pizza Friday, how about later?
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A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
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when the vice principal thinks your sus and gets you suspended
I got sus-pended because did not have a hall pass in the hall in class time.
A guy whom you have mutual love with but is an asshole and wont get w you
I think he likes me but idk he’s kinda just like a pending boyfriend.
When bae blocks you on Snapchat, your snaps appear as pending...
Yo, I sent you a snap but you got me on pending...sup with dat?
When you make up a ridiculously tyrannical point system that has no substance. Also when you hate Buffalo Wild Wings.
Brian pended that system. The points make less sense than around the horn.