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A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.
Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."
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she is the best girl that you will ever meet she has a beautiful smile that brings joy to everyone,she is fearless and incredibly hott and she is definitely CRAZYY!!. She is most likely that girl that you will like to fuck she has a big ass and big boobs. She is very fun to be with she is super funny and super sweet and she is a very good friend. But watch out if you get on her bad side she'll make your life a living hell. She is a total bad ass she doesn't care about what other people think about her and she is very disrespectful. Girls with the name Penelope are most likely to be successful in stripper clubs.
I saw a girl smoking in my neighborhood i bet her name is penelope
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No Penelope is something friends say to you just make you ask questions and look dumb.
So, what does "no Penelope" mean anyway, said Jay all the time!
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a cruise; a blunt cruise in the country where cops usually don't go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the passengers
Wife: where the fuck you been?!?
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.
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a disgusting french pig. who loves to eat food and is the most annoying thing on the planet. she should really go get a life and go be a bad trashy slut somewhere else. she has a disgusting puke colored phone and needs to go to jenny craig...PRONTO. has a nose for cheeses, likes to speak in a british accent but sucks at it. asked all the guys to the sadies dance but got rejected by 15. she wear extra small shirts/pants when she needs to buy XXXLLLL shirts/pants
girl: omfg she just did a "penelope-"! ewww
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Girl who sleeps around, and then blames the guy when she gets an STD. Often works in health care, but is completly out of shape, and never washes her hair.
Ewww, that girl is so gross. She must be a Penelope!
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Penelope is a Butthole but everyone loves her. she is the worst and you hope that she would die. she’s super ugly and you wish she was never popular bc she’s a jerk to you and everyone else.
man i hate penelope.
ya same what a jerk.
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