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When a male, who lives in or was raised in Pensacola, is getting fellatio from his ole lady, takes one's cock out of her mouth and proceeds to slap her in the face with it leaving a bruise resembling a mushroom, preferrably aroung her eye.
Man my ole lady was fellashing me last night and scraped her teeth on my meat missle, so I gave that hoe a pensacola bull whip.
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Popular spring break activity among foreign-born aviation students: Take one shaved cat (Nair or Nads works best - no stubble), breed optional, insert into vagina so that only the hind legs and tail are sticking out. Fuck cat in ass, using it pretty much like a condom.
"Dammit Azamat, it is my turn for doing Pensacola Pussy Pounder".
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When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.
Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.
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The definition of a fucking fever dream. Don’t go there unless you like getting double fisted by potholes and weird short chiwawa looking mfs that solicit people for nicotine (because they are fiending little cocksprouts).
Person1: I’m going to Pensacola.
Person2: why
Person1: because I feel like driving 30 in a 45
Pensacola is a slang term that originated for Orleans to add to sentence to spice up the conversation it has you just say it a way of life.
i Live at pensacola
im not cute im pencacola
A pensacola birthday is a birthday that is celebrated by witches , 37 days apart from your American birthday.
todays my pensacola birthday!
Slang term for describing or acknowledging an underboob tattoo
That stripper was inked up with a fresh Pensacola Pin Stripe