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The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
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A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.
A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.
At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.
A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect
See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator
The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.
The idiots won their poverty pension in Vegas then moved to Florida.