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On the 30th of november, you can officially hit a tall person.
What date is it?
It’s international hit a tall person day
Oh no...
The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.
Me: Hey you know what today is?
Under 5’5 person: huh?
Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
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on November 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i’m so glad that it’s national kick an ugly person day today because i can’t stand to look at him any longer.
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A day in which a trans or non binary person may kick a cis person in the shins
Date is: June 1st
Hey River! Let’s go celebrate National Kick a Cis Person Day!
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September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.
National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
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The day where you can kick anyone who is aggressive.
Hey its national kick an aggressive person day let's kick him