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his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
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Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.
And there is nothing anyone can ever do.
You will always feel this way.
Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.
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Someone who likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet.
they can't swim, can't dance, and doesn't know karate.
Someone who should face it, they are never gonna make it.
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you have Gay Personality Disorder - Ray Toro
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Is a state of displacement,mania,schizophrenia,psychosexual development and schizo affective disorder where auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations are causes to uncontrolled impulses for rape , sexual harrassment ,and child/sexual abuse ect....
Carl went to the mental health clinic because he was under the impression that he was under sexual personality disorder
Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia
Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder
A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.
Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.