Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

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pert rack

An especially perky and perfectly-shaped set of breasts. Usually smaller in size, but far superior in quality.

Kelly has got a great body and a pert rack.

I'm not a fan of huge hanging boobs, I'd prefer a nice, pert rack.

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Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

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pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

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x-pert

An X-pert is a reference to a disc jockey from the wedding industry that handles himself in both a fun and professional way

Wow! Did you see her dj last night? He had to be an X-Pert!

pert

To say something perposterous.

"'Ey mama, you take us to the mall?"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"

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pert norg

A Norweigan; a fine mammary gland in the singular

A gust of wind momentarily exposed Ritas left breast. What a pert norg!

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