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text pest

someone who sends endless text messages to his or her partner

as above

by john keig December 30, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pest Face

The Pest Face.

A face made, usually by males, when they see hot women. Their sexual desires are clearly written all over their face when they want sexual intercourse with a certain female 'victim'.

It consists of a strain in the face, possible teeth gritting or lower-lip biting and a dark glaze over the eyes as they imagine having their wicked way. A sweating brow and or top lip is usally evident.

John: Hey! Harry, stop giving her the pest face.

Harry: I can't help it my balls are the size of watermelons.

by The Galavanters June 14, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye Pest

(con-yay pest) n. 1. An arrogant self-assertive person. 2. Braggart. 3. A clean-cut selfish rapper. 4. A rapper that says that they are underground-underground-underground, but really they are just another narcissistic dickhead.

"Yo yo, hey girls, hey beautiful, hey baby, you really got to check it with these new beats I just laid down in my private studio basement with Killer B of the High Sea, and Dj Bling from Miami. He's the best there ever was."

"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."

by k voorhees September 17, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016


Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 22, 2012


Pest Control

The removal of certain living organisms, which may include rodents, insects and Britains fastest growing antagonism, the chav, from highly populated areas including town centres. Methods of removal include poisions, pestecides and weekly chav hunts. (see chav hunting)

Chav Zzap - The pest control which is eradicating verbal flatulence from Britain's streets

by VorderzZ April 5, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex pest

A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.

That Mike is such a sex pest he was over here the other week peeping at the neighbours getting changed.

by Blackrooster May 19, 2006

333๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž