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You need to look at both sides of the pie
My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie
Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.
Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
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Dated back in 1221 A.C. the first Pie was made in replication of a cows poop. cow pie was the inspiration to create the pumpkin pie, the shape and form has cultivated itself to modern times with various types of pies. Pie was meant to be eaten with your hands until it has been later decided that eating a pie straight from baking deemed too hot. Now they are used with utensils to protect the consumer.
Damn, that pie was good. #pieLyfe
A kilo of cocaine. Terminology used by crack addicts or drug dealers.
Gotta bake some pies for the fiends.
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The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!
Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!
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Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
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