n.
A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
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When a guy is fucking his cousin doggystyle and the girl is giving her brother a blowjob and the guys are thumb wrestling on her back
The best family reunion always ends up in a Mississippi Pig roast
an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.
yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night
no way man that’s crazy congrats
Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop
I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night