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When two or more people have so much candy and so many energy drinks that the only way to get rid of all the energy is to have sex for hours on end.
Those two had about 10 bags of skittles and 5 energy drinks each, so they did it for 5 hours straight and called it Orgasmic Pinata.
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A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
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Viva Pinata is a game on the xbox 360 that is alot like all happyness in the world digitalised, and put on a cd, and then rubbing prozacs in your eyes, and has every bright colour known to man inside.
Bernard: Hello, i have depresion!
Harold: you should play viva pinata...
BERNARD PLAYS VIVA PINATA
Bernard: i have terminal happyness and joy.... and my retinas are burned!
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1. a maneuver that utilizes a pinata, as the implement of physical destruction, until the pinata breaks, spilling its contents.
2. any such maneuver, with similar results.
3. An intimate activity in similar fashion, specifically spanking or paddling someone with a candy container until the candy breaks on them.
At her request, he performed a reverse pinata until the fun spilled out.
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A pinata that already has cuts all over it, making candy very easy to spill out.
"Dude, I busted that pinata up good at Georgie's birthday"
"Bullshit, that was an emo pinata, a 3 year old could have broken it."
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After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues
Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.
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a game that is underestimated by people all over the world because of it's "e" rating and rainbow colors. it is a fun game and has a lot of objectives in it whether it is getting all of the pinatas or getiing all the achievements. its also fun to watch a friend play it. go buy it.
man 1: lets play viva pinata
man 2: what are you a fag?
man 1: no, just give it a chance
they play it
man 2: wow, that was awesome, i really want a dragonache when i buy it.
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