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Viral Pink Eye is when bacteria and germs that infect your eye(s), which causes them to turn pink, and in some cases burn, itch, and/or swell. It is accommadated with a very sore, swollen throat. It is like regular Pink Eye in a way, but takes much longer to heal because of the sore throat.
"So, Emma, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Dr. Ross, I believe I have pink eye."
"Let me check it out.
Ah, do you have a sore throat at all?"
"Yes. It even feels swollen!"
"That, Emma, is called a viral pink eye. It's just pink eye with a sore throat. You'll be fine in about 1-2 weeks."
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After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.
"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."
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n. A sexual encounter; The act of simultaneously urinating in your partner's mouth while farting in their eyes.
1. My eyes are rather itchy from that Pink Eye Lemonade last night!
2. Harold, give me a huge warm glass of Pink Eye Lemonade...right now.
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Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.
"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."
Someone who loves to eat ass and get farted on causing pink eye from intercourse.
“Wow that guy loves eating below the third eye with gas”
- “Yeah, he’s a pink eye lover”
When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!
I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.
When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.