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A phrase demanding a person to get excessively drunk or to leave the party/gathering.
Person 1: I'll come, but i won't drink anything
Person 2: piss up or piss off cunt
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It's like " go take a long walk on a short pier". It would be very hard to piss up a rope. It's also like telling someone to "fuck off" or "go get lost". A widely used term in the 50's and 60's by men who worked in factories together for extended periods of time.
Shakey was so mad at Ralph that he told him to "go piss up a rope". Ralph was so stupid that he actually obtained a large piece of rope and proceeded to urinate on it while it was held in a vertical position.
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To piss very rapidly and for a great length of time. Often times the piss produces a strong piss shiver and the piss may be of an abnormal color. The shiver may make your balls tingle.
Damn fool, I've gotta piss up something fierce fool.
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When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
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A man angerly beating his package.
"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
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The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
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