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When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.
"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"
"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"
A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.
Peanut Fairy
What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.
When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy
I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.
A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy
A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard
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When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.
Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.
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Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!
Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
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I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
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I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios
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A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.
Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.
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