(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.
"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"
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A person who posts up in his lawn chair and smokes his weed and never leaves such position
Cali Sunshine. I tried to break into the house but the guy was posted like a Cincinnati pitcher
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Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?
Derogtory name for a bisexual.
1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher
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For males engaging in a sexual act with a woman: An alternate source of stimulation used when the currently enacted source of stimulation becomes tiresome to the male giver. The act of switching from vaginal sex to digital stimulation would be considered "bringing in the relief pitcher." Often used to conceal physical weakness and to the female recipient is seen merely as "switching it up." Can help maintain pleasure levels. Keeps manhood in check.
"dude i was bangin' my girl so hard but i got fuckin' tired so i brought out that relief pitcher son."
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A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.
John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.
A woman who allows, encourages, or insists on being treated to a helping of cannon fodder during vaginal intercourse.
I was absolutely stunned to know that girl from the subway last week was a real Molly Pitcher.
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