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Off of backlick rd. in Springfield,VA this plaza is most known for its old school practice of skating the curbs. There is also the gnarly 3 stair on both sides of the middle plaza, you wanna be careful here too because the owner of the Punjab Video store will chase you away. Careful though the gas station owner might make you paint them if you get caught. Basically when you are at Brookfield plaza its all PARTY and no WORK.
SKATE THEM CURBS!!!!
Lets head down the street and skate the curbs at Brookfield Plaza.
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The difference in what qualifies as sarcasm to women, when compared to what is considered sarcasm to men.
A man's use and recognition of sarcasm refers to a witty, clever, or smart-ass response or comment. This type of remark is used to mock, satirize, make humorous, express frustration with a conversation, etc. It is given with a derisive tone or affectation. A man who is sarcastic is smart, well thought out, and quick witted.
What qualifies as sarcasm among women is simply a response or comment that would be considered normal and completely bland within the conversation that it is a part of. However, solely the use of a mocking tone or affectation in a woman's voice allows them to label their response or themselves as sarcastic. Women who view themselves as sassy, or sarcastic will try to work this tone into conversation often, even though the content of their response was not quick witted or clever in any way.
In short: For men, sarcasm is about the content of the comment. It can be provocative but is always sharp, clever and can show the speaker to be intelligent and humorous.
For women, sarcasm is an ordinary, even sometimes dull response that is given in an ironic or mocking tone. No type of biting or quick content is used in this kind of comment.
Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
Aubrey Plaza: "I don't know, maybe at some point in the future" (spoken in a condescending tone while looking away from the interviewer to appear disinterested)
As opposed to:
Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
A man: "I don't know, maybe the same day you decide you don't like talking to a camera every night to try and make strangers laugh at you". (spoken in a biting yet humorous tone, to inform all parties that the comment is meant to be taken playfully)
Viewer: " Hmm, I don't think a man would be considered sarcastic if he gave the same response as she just did, people would probably think he was boring. Oh well, just another example of the Aubrey Plaza division at work!"
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A public plaza that functions as an open air drug market in Concord, California.
Mosca: Hey bro! My dealer is locked up in the MDF! I need a quarter deck of water!
Cyco: Just go down to Todos Santos Plaza! They got all the shit down there!
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An upscale mall in Orange County that is the 3rd largest mall in the Nation and largest in California. filled with just about every luxury store you could think of so it's basically like an indoor version of Rodeo Drive. conveniently located in the center of Orange County so every rich person from newport, laguna, irvine, yorba linda, coto de caza, can go and drop 1000$ or more for a new outfit. don't bother going there if you don't have a Platinum in your wallet.
hey i'm going to South Coast Plaza want to come??
hell no!! i can't spend 200$ on a pair of jeans...
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plaza middle school, the school located in virginia, is the wackiest school in da 757. everyone there is a pussy and is all mouth. people say they gonna fight but it ends up being the worst fight in history and all they do is talk smack. if ur thinking of bringing your child there, don’t, unless you want them to suffer an extreme case of scaryitist. if you’re reading this and you go to plaza middle school you’re either, a wannabe artist who can’t sing/rap at all, bi, wears air force ones everyday, has non-existence waves, has an iphone 6, has dubsmash but can’t dance, want to to black, fake to everyone, taken your friends boyfriend/ girlfriend, dated 5 or more people in one month and “woahs” every five seconds.
“yo dude you go to plaza middle school?”
“yeah, the people over there wack asf”
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A ratchet 757 school where fights happen once ever fifteen years, and when they happen, they only last thirty seconds before getting split up. The teachers treat you like failed abortions, and the gym locker room smells like Olive Garden salad. There's a lot of different cliques in this school, the Tik Tok thots, the horny men, the people that are supposed to be in high school, fat niggas, and a lot more. I swear I saw the lunch crawl across my table, and the "vegan" food they give us on Monday is trash. Even vegans eat something edible!
Guy 1: You've ever heard of Plaza Middle School?!
Guy 2: You mean that trash hole around the corner?
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Location in which skanks congregate
Yo nigga you hanging at the skanktoid plaza tonight, we be pickin up some bitches and hoes
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