“Ploof” is a word to describe the feeling of sad but also happy while also warm and cold at the same time.
Friend: I heard you and NAME broke up. How are you feeling?
Me: Well, she broke my heart so sad. But we’re still best friends so good. I’m feeling ploof.
A portmanteau of floof and puff, it's basically saying that you're so puffy you're really cute.
Oh my god that's so ploofy i don't even *dies from cuteness overload*
The greatest band to ever play music.
Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."
Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"