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A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.
Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.
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A male or female who luvs pulling/wanking' on d plumb/dick.
Deco: Awwri man...wats d bleedin story.
Steo: Shurrup yu...ya plumb puller.
Anto: waa yu 2 on abu...go suck me wang. twats.
The act of correcting the behavior of another person either by verbal or physical means. Derived from a term used in construction for squaring the vertical lines of a wall or building.
"That guy got out of line so I had to plumb him up!!!" "You better watch your mouth before you get plumbed up!##!"
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When a person jams their finger in their butt hole to prevent diarrhea from spilling into their pants
-Dude, is that guy scratching his ass in class?
-Naw man, that guy's doing a Thumb Plumb
When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.
I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.
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When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.
I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.
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When the removal of a penis or other phallic item from the anus brings with it a rather substantial amount of fecal matter, usually coating the tip or head, that insertive device is said to have pulled a plumb.
Our date was going well up until I happened to pull a plumb, and to make things worse the smell didn't hit my nose until after my dick hit the new satin sheets.