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Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.
plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.
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When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.
Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber
Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!
Give me the good old plumber!
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One who has been shown a plumber's crack.
Dude, you've just been plumbered!
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A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.
Lady: Man look at that those pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
Someone who performs anal irrigation on someone or something
Hey big Joads can you inspect my pipe work? Been eating lots of just da gravy rolls and I heard your a but plumber by trade
Sex worker in a whorehouse who will perform acts of oral-anal sex the others cannot stand to , due to their relative delicacy.
Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.
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sticking a womans head in the toilet while fucking her in the ass
Blaize: Did you bang her?
Cheetoh: Yeah i gave her the plumber
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