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An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.
Bob: HAHA! I just agreed to this privaacy policy but I'm going to violate it!
Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.
Bob: F U
Rest of CLique: STFU!
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The most legit thing in the world. A debate round consists of eight speeches, four by both team, that are split up into two kinds: constructive and rebuttal, with 3-minute cross examinations after all of the constructives. Looks really good for college applications.
The average debater is a beast, and can read and think at almost inhuman speeds. Most have ridiculous egos, and for good reason; it's hard to be humble when you are the best kind of nerd on the planet. Capable of typing extremely fast and crazy buff from carrying tubs of evidence everywhere. Favorite words: legit, sketchy, spread, sexy
It is a well-known fact that policy debate trumps LD debate in every way.
First guy: Dude! Did you watch that policy debate!? That kid was sooo legit!
Second guy: I know! That framework was the work of angels!
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An NBC Policy is when the host of a party has disallowed the entrance of beat chicks.
N.B.C = No beat chicks
Any beat chicks that do show up will usually be met with loud chants of "NBC NBC", at which they may be confused while they are escorted out.
WHAT? I thought we had an NBC Policy here. Tiffany and her friends are the definition of beat!
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best f-ing thing ever. the 2005-2006 topic is: Resolved: The United States federal government should substantially
decrease its authority either to detain without charge or to search
without probable cause.
My favorite arg: Foucault, baby. Debaters are generally smarter than you, hotter than you, bigger than you, badder than you, and generally better than you in any way imagineable. especially policy debaters. Big shout out to all my TOC homies out there GOOD LUCK.
policy debate = hot shit.
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The most legit debate. Not only is it extremly difficult to master, it is extremly expensive with tubs, expandos, copier paper, and a constant supply of caffeine. Don't forget the evidence (cards). Valley's number one specialty. one On the Debate Scale it is ranked number one.
"You can't Policy Debate even if all you had to do was read the cards!"
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A school ordained activity in which you call someone a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole for trying to come up with a plan to make the world a better place.
Policy Debate is truly a hellhole for anyone who wishes to have a legitimate discussion about government actions and their consequences. You will be hit so quickly with Ks calling you a fascist pig that you won't have time to count all the "Feel the Bern" stickers on your judge's backpack and computer.
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To talk on the phone in the bathroom while sitting on the toilet without any regrets or feelings of embarrassment, even while flushing.
Yo Isaac, I was totally implementing the No Shame Policy at the Washington airport when I called you yesterday.
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