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Someone coming from the country of Poland. They are famous for having blond hair and blue eyes. Their last names often end in ski, and contain z's. Last names are very hard to pronounce at times. Some Polish people are very anti semitic, and they have no reason for it.
They also have a holiday where you throw water on people.
If you walk around in Chicago, chances are you will find a Polish person.
They incorporate "WHOOPS" and "YUOOOOH"s in their traditional dances.
Not to be confused with the Russian
Sylwia: Oh man, those pirogies were dee-lishh.
Monika: I'm gonna go clean some Jew's house.
Daria: I'm gonna go suck some Polish sausage.
Emilia: My hair is so blond, it blinds people.
David: My eyes are so blue, it's unnatural.
Nicole: I'm a Polska Laska!
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form of the game ping pong where one person gets to hit the other with a ping pong ball after each point.
f dude look at what she did to me when we were playing "polish" today!
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Verb. To show off, or impress. Also, to be fashionable and stylish.
See also: pimpin
"Look at Nick polish in that tweed sweater"
"There's no way Corey will polish wearing that maroon 5 t-shirt"
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The only awesome nationality that makes you think of "polishing" large brass candle holders.
When i read your application and saw that you were "a good polish boy" i thought you would fit right in, however you can't shine metallic objects at all and your always making my store smell like pierogi.
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The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin
It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish
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Oral sex term performed on women. Make smooth and shiny by rubbing, preferably with tongue. (polish job, shine up)
He went down on me and polished me up!
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A very strange and aggressive breed of human that inhabit a place near Russia. Often are scam artists and beggars. Possibly dangerous people. Jack the Ripper was rumored to be a Polish man. (Aron Kozminski) Most American serial killers and shoplifters happen to be Polish or have Polish ancestry. (Eva Maria Malczewski, Ted Kaczynski, Rafal Kaldon, Peter Kudzinowski, John Wayne Gacy) Hmn. Coincidence?
The whole country is almost like a ghost town, and only has old 14-15th century Roman Catholic churches. But to the Northwest it features highways that were once built by Germans.
They are known for their excellent beer, though. warka
Never marry a Polish girl or she will literally take your money and cut your nuts off !!
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