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there are many different types of P.O.O
The Sticky Mess (diahrea)
you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_-
“God, there’s a sticky mess in there.”
Slim Jim
A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it!
“Dang did a slim tim.
Godzilla
A very big poo that is like a big sausage.
“Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla”
The Bullets
They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks
“Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.”
Useless
Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache.
“Omg this is so useless.”
Spicy Ass
A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩
“Omg my spicy ass.”
Perfect
This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once)
“MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙”
Uninvited guest
You fart and your pants become wet with poo.
“lol! an uninvited guest”
WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK?
You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable.
“What the sh#tty fvck?”
Food
A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮.
“Food”
Red Cl0t
You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only)
“Ew a red cl0t”
Bloody Mess
Poo and blood comes.
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A Demonic substance so powerful it can rewrite the fabric of reality. It is the most powerful weapon in existence.
Person 1: Haha I have Excalibur
Person 2: I have poo
Person 1: Pisses self and dies from shock*
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dark brown thing that comes from you anus
Jeff:i just took a poo
Jane: why do I need to know this?
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it means stinky poo that comes out butts
i poo from my butt mommy LOOK SEE!
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poo without a p, usually used when you are on your way to the toilet to drop some loads.
I have to go poo, mum!
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A gooey, hot, succulent, juicy substance that sometimes makes you want to cry...like when it's just stuck there in your butt...maybe buttsex will help? Ofc it will!
Todd: "TELL THAT POO WHOSE BOSS, NATE!"
Nate: "It's stuck! I want my mommy!"
Mommy: "Buttsexxxx!"
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