Pooch

Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told

"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"

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pooch

someone who does absolutely everything for you with no expectation of getting anything in return. they do anything to make you happy and they always cheer you up and make you laugh. a pooch knows you better than you know yourself

i love my pooch

i love that boy he’s my pooch

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pooche

extra fat and/or skin in your lower abdomen area

if you eat too much, your pooche will grow

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pooch

Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.

Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*

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Pooch

An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.

Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"

Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)

Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"

Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)

Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."

Pooch: - "Woof"

Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"

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Pooch

pooch: is a non-derogatory term for that pad of fat just south of a woman's navel, but north of her genitalia.

She was relaxing when her husband poked her in the pooch.

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Pooch

Used to refer to something that is not good. Particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

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