Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

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poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

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Poonani Tsunami

1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.

2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.

(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)

Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.

Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.

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Poonani Plug

Slang for tampon

gash 1 'oh no, i think i came on and i don't have any tampons'

gash 2 'it's alright, use my poonani plug, i've only had it in for a few hours'

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Poonani juice

Juice from the vagina when in the throws of fingerblasting or some other form of adequate stimulation.

My roommate fingerblasted my girlfriend’s fucking pussy like hell while I was at work and soaked my side of the bed with her smelly poonani juice!

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granny poonany

When one has sexual intercourse with a shrivled female over the age 75.

I just got a sweet piece of granny poonany from your grandmother.

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Poonani tsunami

a reunion of poons the likes of which this world is not prepared to handle

get ready for the poonani tsunami of summer 2005 :)

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