pooner

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

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pooner

A poo covered boner.

John pulled his pooner out of his wife's filthy ass and made her lick it clean.

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pooner

Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep

Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner

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pooner

You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.

Daniel your a pooner, when are you going to stop sticking spoons up your ass.

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pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

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pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

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Pooner

A derogatory word for a transgender male. Derived from the word “Poon” meaning a woman’s vagina.

I think Ayden is a pooner, he’s too short to be a cis man.

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