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A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet
Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.
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Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.
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the shit that comes out of you ass/
I layed a big poop on my neighboors door
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The brown stuff that comes out your anus.
Could be a solid or liquid.
Can contain corn and other contents.
Classified as a number 2
Examples:
The Clean poop:
The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.
The Lincoln logger:
A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.
The Floater:
The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.
The Flog:
The Floater Lincoln Logger.
Corn Poop:
The one that has corn in it. lol.
The Power POOP:
The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast.
The wet Poop/Shart:
The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.
The splash poop:
You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water.
The Never-ending poop:
The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.
The false alarm:
The one where you sit down,
But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.
The Disappointment poop:
The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff.
The sudden poop:
The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet.
And last but not least,
The Surprise poop:
You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.
Billy had to poop but couldn't make it to the bathroom. He was then laughed at due to the brown coloration of his pants.
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Poop has many catagories, and I shall explain said catagories to you. But firstly, poop is bodily waste that exits the rectum.
1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.
2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.
3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.
4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.
5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.
Drivin a merc is poop and hell for eternaty.
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