Pootis is a catchphrase of Heavy Weapons Guy from Valve's Team Fortress 2, The originally says "Put Dispenser Here" but he says in misunderstanding " Pootis Spencer Here".
Heavy: Pootis Spencer Here.
Engineer: heck no.
9π 1π
Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you beginο»Ώ to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.
334π 149π
A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.
"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"
91π 51π
Term used by members of DailyKos.com for a cat
Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!
68π 40π
A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".
Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.
168π 114π