Poppet

What you call your wife if you are a sick fuck.

Sick Fuck:Poppet would you like to come around the loo and yam down on me knob for a secuhnd?
Woman:You are a sick fuck. No.

Penrose Poppet

The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.

James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.