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risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

by Ohmygollygosh April 12, 2017

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poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 7, 2005

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posh man's wank

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).

"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."

by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009

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posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 29, 2022


posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022


Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 15, 2017