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The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.
Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?
Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!
Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.
These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.
When you pee and cum in a gaping asshole. The pee represents the water that fills the pothole and the cum represents the snow. Inspired by the Friendly's Ice Cream Flavor.
We were snowed in last night, so I gave her a nor'Easter Pothole.
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A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.
I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.
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When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.
Common in the UK.
Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.
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A dark and dreary gaped-out asshole caused by the repeated anal penetration of a large penis; typically a Swedish one.
"Denise take it in the ass so much, bitch got a Swedish Pothole!"
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The act of ejaculating into your own, or anothers beellybutton.
guy 1:When i jacked off today i totally pittsburgh potholed myself.
guy 2: STFU you nasty peice of shit!
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