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-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)
me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding
A person of any age not being able to date until marriage due to certain guidelines set by the parents
"My father has exposed me to Non-premarital dating and is forcing me to abide by those rules, now i am going to run away to some far away country with my boyfriend like i'm in a shitty Disney movie."
A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.
I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.
A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.
What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.
putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage
I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie
putting the outtie in the innie
I had premarital intercourse by putting my outtie in her innie
When two religiously devoted cupcakke enthusiasts refuse to airhump each other any longer and aggressively sing"Squidwards Nose" while riding a splinter-filled plastic apparatus when huerny.
Bob: Jeffy Kins, we need to have a Premarital Deepcleansing. I am getting tired of watching that old lady ride squidwards nose in this deepthroat circus at 5am.
Jeff: Tf is wrong with you? let me finish airhumping at least.