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The man who wanted to be a military drill sergeant, but failed to do so. He now is in charge of patrolling the school halls. He tries to tell at you for no reason, and has a mission to make your day a living hell.
Kid: Hey Tanner.
Tanner: How are you?
Vice Principal: Are you loitering around?
Kid: No I was just saying hi.
Vice Principal: Back talk? In my office NOW.
Tanner: Shit, this guy should have been a military sergeant.
Its a punishment at school that's less harsh than a suspension but more than a normal detention.
student1- i got a principals detention today for beating up a kid.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.
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Nezu (根ね津づ Nedzu?), also known as Mr. Principal is a Pro Hero and the principal of U.A. High School. He is an extremely rare case of an animal who manifested a Quirk.
The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.
Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!
The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.
Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"
1. The most amazing human being ever to live.
2. To be so Bosnian as to cough up blood.
3. To assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
I just Gavrilo Principped that guy over there.
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The famed killer of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Which the assasination led to World War 1
Franz Ferdinand Was Killed by Gavrilo Princip!
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