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gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.

Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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minor profanity

A minor profanity is the non-offensive version of a curse word.

Guy 1: Those goddamn fucking shitheads fucked up the government!
Guy 2: Whoa man, you need to use minor profanity, there are kids around.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry. Those gosh darn flipping poopyheads fouled up the government!
Guy 2: Fucking nice.

by Regis Telepooper December 9, 2015

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pillow profanities

When one's been frustrated, angry or let down, resulting in letting out their frustration into any soft surface, such as a pillow, cover, blanket, etc.

After being rejected at the bar using cheesy pickup lines, he went home, into his room and began using pillow profanities.

by LCBD_FB November 19, 2011

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profanity filter

the best thing ever

our server needs a profanity filter

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

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Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"

"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by Angelica Schuyler da Beast June 9, 2018

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Blue Cloud of Profanity

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".

If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.

by Baalorian August 29, 2015

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