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Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!
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Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.
I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.
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A person who:
- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet
"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper
Using your amazing personality to assist in your professional life.
That Jeremy has an amazing Professionality. I would let him bone me.
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One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.
A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.
A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.
One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.
We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
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The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e. curling/straightening their hair or putting on different make-up.
Excuse me, Miss, I was wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.
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Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.
"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
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