Prog Rock

A word abbreviated from Progressively Hard-as-a-Rock, which also is loosely translates to Progressive Rock. This genre of music, as well as bands dedicated to it, is known for its tendency to give listeners the most intense orgasms known to humankind. Musicians who play prog are thought to be Trans-dimensional Gods from another world, who have a zenith of skill higher than any other being in existence, whether it be of imagination or reality.

Some are examples of Prog Rock are as follows: Rush, the unearthly projective illusion of raw musical skill; Dream Theater, the offspring of Rush, whom are considered above all others in complexity; Pink Floyd, the acid trip you'll never forget, complete with the only side effects being longer and more intense orgasms; Porcupine Tree, the ominous shadow of pure musical pleasure. Please remember these four super-organism colonies are an obscenely minuscule fraction of the entire entity that is the Progressive Realm.

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Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures

"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."

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prog

Single problem. Can be multplied by using military terms.

We've got Major progs here. Progs are flowing. Seargeant progs, meet corpral crap out.

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Prog Frog

A person who loves progressive music, whether it'd be Progressive Rock or Progressive Metal, Experimental or Neo-Prog, he loves the genre. Usually prog bands like ELP, King Crimson, Genesis, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Frost*, Haken etc...

My brother Matt, he's such a Prog Frog. His record collection consists of Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, Yes and bands of that nature.

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Progging Out

Similar to Rocking Out
Listening to progressive music but imitating the excellent musicianship often while moving your upper body to the music.
Actions often overexaggerated

"Hey, WTF are you doing?"
"I'm just progging out, although your feeble mind does not understand the insane complexity of my progressive music"

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prog whore

someone who is a lover of progressive music. Someone addicted to the style of music. The correct spelling for this word is wordpr0g wh0re/word.

This guy at the record store buying all the global underground cds was such a prog whore

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afro prog

A style of progressive rock music that has a distinct African or African American flavor. Unlike radio friendly rhythm and blues or motown pop, this music involves long compositions with extended solos. Sometimes psychedelic, sometimes symphonic, sometimes jazzy, but always rock based.

early 70s afro prog bands:
Osibisa, Mandrill, Assagai, Funkadelic, Cymande, War, Lonnie Liston Smith, Toubabou, Curtis Mayfield, Zzebra

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