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Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !

"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"

by Big Ash July 25, 2003

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surge protector

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

by alfie mellow July 22, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


pussy protector

The triangular piece of fabric on the inside of workout pants for women.

I didn't need to wear any underwear to my boot camp class because my pants have a pussy protector.

by Saraontherun September 25, 2015


herd protector

The unattractive or overweight female in a larger group of females who is in charge of the overall group's well being.

I was hoping to go home with the blonde but I got denied by the herd protector.

by rgraves August 11, 2003


lesbian protector

also known as nakahara chuuya, one of the executives in the port mafia, of bungo stray dogs.

lesbian: oh man, i feel so unsafe here...
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!

by kalluzai July 12, 2021


jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 21, 2011

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Tard protector

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

by c-mill January 23, 2005

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