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a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.
Example A:
Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.
Eric: So what have you been doin now?
Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?
Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.
Example B:
Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend
Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
Mark: She started pulling my pork!
Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.
Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.
When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.
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John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.
ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.
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Family friendly version of “taking the piss”
“He’s pulling the pork”
A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).
Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!