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When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.
You never wanna punch the clown upside down.
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1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
David Dreman is such a punch clown!
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Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.
Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.
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Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
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A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.