nikki puri

human enitity of an imbecile

never would have I thought I would meet such a nikki puri

#puri

A boy, usually with long hair, who drinks syrup with a spoon while everyone else eats pancakes.

That boy drinking syrup is puri.
#puri

diguee pury

1. When auto correct decides to mess with you after typing "figure out"

2. Fun exclamation i.e. "DIGUEEEEEE"

3. Can be used to mean;
Dapper

Ignoramus

Gas

USA(RAHHHH)

Emo
Eagles are cool (RAHHH)

That's what I'm tryna diguee pury!

*figure out what the heck

DIGUEEEEEEE

Oscar Puri

Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.

A: Nice dog, what's his name?

S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?

A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.

S: Haha, he'd like that.

A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.

S: I’d love to.

(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)