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Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.
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The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.
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i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.
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An extremely engorged cock head.
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"