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tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 8, 2023


Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 7, 2024


Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them

Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.

by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024


Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 30, 2019


Same Pussy Syndrome

The curious thoughts of men all over the globe. The thought of what it would be like to have sex with another lady. But merely just a thought.

Damn. Lachlan has same pussy syndrome. But he’d never do it.

by SMURGZ June 15, 2022